Liberal Professor Tries to Humiliate Elon Musk in Calculus Class—‘You Don’t Deserve Your Success!’ But Musk’s Math Genius Shocks Everyone and Leaves Him Speechless!

In a scene straight out of a particularly cheesy 80s movie, a liberal arts professor, known for his fervent dislike of billionaires and his even more fervent love of organic kale smoothies, decided to take a swing at tech mogul Elon Musk.

The setting? A guest lecture in a calculus class, because apparently, even billionaires need to brush up on their derivatives.

Our professor, let’s call him Professor Snugglesworth (because that’s the level of seriousness we’re dealing with here), decided to “challenge” Musk’s intellect.

“You don’t deserve your success!” he reportedly sneered, “You just got lucky! Let’s see if you can even solve this simple differential equation!”

He then proceeded to scribble a problem on the whiteboard that looked suspiciously like something a high school student could solve after a double espresso.

Musk, who was probably thinking about launching a rocket or something equally complex, simply raised an eyebrow.

Then, with the casual air of someone ordering a latte, he strolled to the whiteboard.

Within seconds, he had not only solved the equation but also derived a new, more efficient method for solving similar problems. He even added a little doodle of a rocket ship for good measure.

The class, a mix of wide-eyed students and bewildered teaching assistants, erupted in applause.

Professor Snugglesworth, however, was left speechless. His face, previously a shade of smug superiority, now resembled a deflated balloon animal.

Rumor has it he was later seen muttering something about “patriarchy” and “late-stage capitalism” while clutching a well-worn copy of “Das Kapital.”

Sources close to the situation (aka, the janitor who overheard everything) claim that Musk then proceeded to give an impromptu lecture on the practical applications of calculus in rocket science, leaving the students more enlightened than they’d been in their entire academic careers. He even offered to give them all free Tesla rides to Mars.

The moral of the story? Don’t try to humiliate a billionaire in a calculus class. Especially if that billionaire is Elon Musk. You’ll just end up looking like a… well, a professor who just got schooled by a rocket scientist. And probably crying into his soy latte.